48 (50) -WAYS TO KNOW JACK…(or the versatility of JACK)

Posted by: khrystleraine on: December 6, 2012

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Jack of Suit – Photo Credit Wikipedia

THE VERSATILITY OF JACK…

You don’t know JACK
But, you DO know JACK-sh*t.
Alas not JACK-all…
You can JACK it up
JACK it out
(You can even wear a JACKet)
You can JACK a vehicle
JACK up a car
using JACK stands
JACK studs
JACK walls
HighJACK a plane
You can do JACK diddely
We’ve JACK Russels
JACK in the box and JACK in the Box…
JACKpots
and JACK of all trades
JACK of diamonds, JACK of hearts, JACK of clubs or JACK of spades
Black JACK
JACK Sprat
JACK and the Beanstalk
JACK B. Nimble
and JACK B. Quick
and then there’s that JACK what jumps candlesticks
JACK and Jill
and L’il JACK Horner
JACKson and JACKman
and plain old JACK something
We have JACKasses
or you can be a JACK ass
There’s JACK cheese
Monterey JACK
and Cracker JACKs
You can buy JACK
Feel JACK,
See JACK,
Smell JACK,
Be JACK.
Play JACKs
or JACK off
there’s JACK Frost
JACK rabbit (UPDATED)
JACKalope (UPDATED)
JACKhammer
and, lastly, we cannot forget Jumpin’ JACK Flash 

Yup, JACK is quite the versatile part of the English language…
It fills nouns, verbs, adverbs, potbellied pigs… ok; ok… *grin*
WHY JACK? ‘Cause the thought popped in my brain and wouldn’t stop until I exhausted the possibilities… WHICH JACK’S have I missed?

*hugs*
luv khrys…

(PS: I did NO research for this… (shudd-up…*giggle*) so if you have extra JACKS for me… NO FAIR INCLUDING REAL JACK’S…that would BE JACK…and take years to compile… lol)

PPS: IF THE SNOW IS BUGGING YOU AS WELL, CLICK YOUR NAME IN THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER AND IT TAKES YOU TO…I THINK THE DASHBOARD, WHERE THERE IS AN OPTION TO TURN THE STUFF OFF…

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