khrystleraineduste

The Wrestling Challenge…

Posted on: May 1, 2012


NOTE: I know about as much about wrestling as I do about catching flies…
NO, wait! I know how to catch a fly…

I was challenged to a wrestling match…(paperview…LOL) and I thought I’d share the results with you… If you are a real wrestling fan, you may be surprised by the inaccuracies; please remember… it was NEVER meant to be ‘real’, however… a win is a win…

Hope you enjoy… 

ARE YOU READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE?!?

Entering the ring…at five-feet, two-inches, 95-pounds, soaking wet… Khrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttlllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Raine! 

Who wastes no time in setting her status as the eventual winner of this ladder match… Back-flipping through * the centre; rounding behind * leaping and grabbing with both legs, snagging * around the neck, using his power to swing herself around and flips over * running into grab her… 

He misses as she ducks spins free and rolls to the side as the two big-bad-asses tussle… Tiring each other out… 

Our l’il spit-fire monkey doesn’t need a ladder… It’s too big for her to lift anyway! 

Look at her climb that wire cage… But how is she going to grab the belt from the centre? It hangs too far for her short-little arms to reach!… Oh folks, this is gonna be a show! Get your money in now for the winner! *hold your breath folks*… 

WHOA! WHAT’S THIS NEW MOVE??? Holy CRAP! 

You should’ve seen it folks! It was spectacular! At 5-feet-2-inches; hanging from the centre while * and * brawl beneath her, climbing and getting tossed off the ladder, our tiny-stick-of-dynamite has swung, freely, through the air and caught the belt, and is now hanging from the cage top… 

Let’s watch that again, in slow motion… Swinging…*gasps* flies through the air and catches the wire with her finger tips… Not gonna see that again anytime soon folks! 

Will the bad-ass-boyz be able to reach her before she drops them…? It’s ANYONE’S guess folks! 

AND SHE’S DONE IT AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!… 95-pounds falling from the top of the cage, landing on our brawling-fighters has left them winded and flattened as Khrystle-Raine sits on-top of them, waiting for the count-out… 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9…..10! And the crowd goes berserk as Khrystle-Raine wins again! 

Flipping her waist-length, blonde-locks over her shoulder… “When the best teaches ya… You’d best learn…,” she taunts… *grinning as she walks back, handing the belt to her ‘teacher’… Mr. D.J. TheRock Johnson…*

LOL… ~tongue in cheek~
…The Champion and still pretty in pink…
luv khrys…

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